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18 Tweets About Uber And Lyft Drivers That Smell Like AZZ…We All Have Been There

March 31, 2018 C. Stewart 0 Comments driver, Lyft, Smell Like Ass, twitter, Uber

18 Tweets About Uber And Lyft Drivers That Smell Like AZZ…We All Have Been There.

That moment u gotta crack the window cause the uber drive got bad breathe and the heat on Human Incineration and it makes the whole car smell like ass

— DJ Big Will (@DJBigWill) March 16, 2018

I’m sick i just hopped in this uber & this nigga smell like ass

— brasileiro (@C_Santossx) March 9, 2018

Fuck all uber drivers that smell like ass

Im suffering

— 888 (@RallyRal888) March 22, 2018

You shouldn’t be driving uber if your car and you smell like ass?

— JAZZY♌ (@_ithinkiloveher) March 24, 2018

There should be a requirement that Uber drivers must smell good. My drivers breath is so bad I can smell it from the back of the car. I’m gagging. He has to know his breath smells like ass. How can he not taste or smell that ??. Ugh

— Felecia (@Pryvtebnkrgrl) March 9, 2018

My Uber driver telling me about how he used to go hunting as a kid . He must have went hunting for goat cause it smell like Goat ass and Feet in this Uber

— JERK ??‍♂️ Chicken Papi ? (@SkipBalor26) February 25, 2018

Everything blowing me , can’t no bitch do my hair and this uber driver smell like ass ?

— Doll? (@Lauryn365_) February 14, 2018

IF U GONE DRIVE UBER MAKE SURE YO CAR DONT SMELL LIKE 40 POUNDS OF BOUNCE ASS!!

— kymanicurtis (@KymaniCurtis94) January 29, 2018

this Uber I’m in smells like complete and utter ass not even my dolce and gabbana can rub this smell off

— juju (@f3rocitys) January 23, 2018

I’m in this Uber right now and his car smell like straight ass my nigga. Straight booty flakes and armpit juice

— ‘Nique Baby ? (@Trino__) January 20, 2018

Smell like bounce that ass part 4 in this Uber lmao

— OGKkofi (@thechosen1_5) January 3, 2018

Either my Uber drive smell like ass, Or the passenger wit me. One of these mufuckas need to soak tho.

— Her Favorite Rapper (@Damani_215) November 6, 2017

so I’m in an uber and the drive is having a phone convo but his breath smells like what I imagine a rotten ass to smell like.

— Nathan Bryon (@NathanBryon) October 12, 2017

My Uber driver is about 350-400lbs and smell like ass bro. #Should I tell homie drop me off at the local Bar and walk ??

— ice Tray Da Gang (@Mikethe1st) April 29, 2017

Fucking uber smell like a bbw ass shaking contest in a spandex warehouse smh

— Nino Alvarez (@ItzRelz) April 27, 2017

anyway, this lyft smell like hookah coals and ass.

— L$ (@Str8likeDrizz_) December 13, 2017

Lmao it smell like ass in our Lyft pic.twitter.com/Ekrgd7Gl0f

— hayilak (@filthyliving) August 26, 2017

Why does this lyft car smell like someone's fishy ass toto ? and then the driver sprays fucking cologne like that was going to help ?

— love_nohely (@Nohelyyx) July 20, 2016

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