Casper, Wyoming police arrested Bryant Johnson for being drunk and talking some foolishness about being from the future, the year 2048. Johnson claims “the aliens were coming next year and we needed to make sure to leave as fast as possible.” Police said he didn’t want medical attention but wanted to speak to an official from Casper.
Johnson said he was able to time travel after the aliens pumped him full of alcohol and that he traveled to what was supposed to be the year 2018, but arrived in 2017 instead.
Lets make sense of this. Johnson was living in the year 2048, got drunk by some sadistic aliens that torture people by feeding them alcohol and not probing them in the butt like normal aliens. Then he managed to find a time machine in a drunken state of mind and travel back to the wrong year to warn us of an alien invasion.
Source: Huffington Post
