FBJ Of The Week August 27, 2016, The “My Testicles Fell Out” Criminal. Honoring The Most Ridiculous Thing That Happened All Week.

Nicholas St. Clair was speeding two times the speed limit in South Ferriby, Lincolnshire when he lost control of his car and crashed into a car head on while trying to pass by the yellow line.  Nicholos lost control and slammed into a lamp post where a heavy tree branch broke through his windshield and pierced his testicles. When police arrived on the crash scene Nicholos told them he pulled the tree branch out “and my testicles fell out”. Nicholos is only 27. Ironically, he was speeding so he wouldn’t miss his court date.

Source- RT