Say What? Man Claims He Saw A Masturbating Bigfoot In His Backyard And Cornell University Investigating. “From The Roof Jumps A Motha******* Bigfoot”

Warning: Contains Strong Language.

This man said he heard his dogs barking in his backyard. When he went to investigate he saw a Bigfoot masturbating. Says he was afraid he was going to get raped.  Police did not respond, but Ivy League Cornell University will be investigating.