VideoWTF Say What? Man Claims He Saw A Masturbating Bigfoot In His Backyard And Cornell University Investigating. “From The Roof Jumps A Motha******* Bigfoot” C. Stewart September 16, 2016September 16, 2016 0 Comments Bigfoot, Cornell University, masturbating, OMG, WTF Warning: Contains Strong Language. This man said he heard his dogs barking in his backyard. When he went to investigate he saw a Bigfoot masturbating. Says he was afraid he was going to get raped. Police did not respond, but Ivy League Cornell University will be investigating. Related