Confused. Today Donald Trump Went On A Rant About Bringing Jobs Back From China, Yet His Clothing Line Is Made In China.

Today Donald Trump held a rally in Atlanta, Georgia. As usual he stated making comments that didn’t make any sence. One of the issues that stood out was his rant about bringing jobs back to America. this is why I call him the worlds greatest Flim Flam Man and why he talks in Flimflamness (see […]

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Man Gets A Year In Jail For Using A Giant Sex Toy For A Weapon. Hint: Its Big And Black.

A man in Sydney, Australia was sentenced to more than a year in jail for using a big black dildo as a weapon. Apparently the man, Aaron Sabbah mechanic got his $167,000 Mercedes-Benz  impounded by the police. For some reason Aaron, who is a body builder used a large sex toy to threaten the mechanic […]

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P**** Juice Used To Make Beer That Smells And Taste Like Vagina On Sale Now

Yes, somewhere in the world someone has created a beer that supposed to taste and smell like a vagina..and you can purchase it right now. The company, The Order Of Yoni are selling Bottled Instinct, the worlds first beer made with the juices of a woman vagina. Alexandra Brendlova (pictured above) is one of the […]

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If Donald Trump Builds That Wall, How In The Hell Are We Supposed To Get Our Tequila.

By now I’m sure you have heard that the Republican nominee for the President of the United States, Donald Trump said he intends on building a wall along the borders of Mexico to stop illegal crossing into the United States. Most of us sane people thinks the idea is ridiculous. Not to mention the fact […]

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They Take Their Soccer (football) Serious In Argentine. Fan Gets Beat And Stripped Naked For Sitting In The Wrong Place.

They take their soccer (football) serious in Argentine. Some poor fan sat on the wrong side of the stadium. When he started cheering for the visiting team, fans of the home team beat and stripped him naked and tossed him out on the street.  

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Kimbo Slice, Excuse Me..The Legendary Kimbo Slice Dead at 42…RIP Big Guy

Kimbo was one of the first internet sensations to make it big from YouTube videos. He became famous after a series of street fights posted on the internet. His first fight was with a guy named “Big D”, which left “Big D” with the most fu***D up disfigured eye I have ever seen. Anyway, it […]

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Exposed. Chicago Meter Maid Caught On Camera Giving Out Tickets And Then Posting Do Not Park Signs

A man who lives across the street from where this took place could not figure out why he had a parking ticket in a space he knows didn’t have any parking restrictions. Luckily he has surveillance cameras installed outside his home facing in the direction of where his car was parked. After he reviewed his […]

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Holy F***. Man Cut Off His Friends Penis After “Who’s got The Biggest D**k” Goes wrong.

Two men in Russia had way too much to drink when they pulled out their junks and started comparing the size of their male members. Well, I’m figuring the one who had the shortest shaft did the chopping. The “short man” took an axe to the “big man” and gave a whack to his penis. […]

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Nasty: Lady Takes A Sh** And Sits In It At Nick’s Riverside Grill In D.C  After Leaving A Bad Yelp Review

The restaurant asked the diner not to return until “you are potty trained.” Read More Here Source: Nick’s Riverside Grill Accuses Yelper of Pooping Her Pants After Negative Review | Washington City Paper Image form The Washington Harbour.com

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R&B Singer R. Kelly Has To Prove He Is Really R. Kelly To A Drunk Guy By Challenging Him Too A Sing Off And A $100 Dollar Bet.

A drunk man is too drunk to believe he is in the presence of one the most legendary R&B singers ever, R. Kelly. Kelly played along and belted out a few verses form “Bump and Grind” with a $100 dollar bet on the line. Of course the guy tried his hand at singing one of  […]

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Americas Got Talent Sickest Performance Of All Time. A Man With A Meat Hook Up His Nose.

Americas Got Talent debut its 11th season tonight with new judge Simon Cowell on NBC. This guy just had one of the most disturbing performances of all of those talent search shows. He stuffed a pair of scissors up his nose and then licked it clean. Then he took a meat hook, you know, one […]

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Epic Fuc**** Fit. Coach For The Ladies Football Team Gave His Players An Ass Chewing Of A Lifetime

Legends Football League (formally Lingerie Football League) coach, Jericho Harris  for the Austin Acoustics did not appreciate his team losing 20-0 against Dallas Desire at halftime during the Texas Bowl. He let them have it once they got back to the locker room. He dropped so many F-Bombs I had to cover my own ears. […]

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Maggie McMuffin’s Covered “Muffins” Got Her Kicked Off A Jet Blue Plane Because Her Shorts Were Too Short

A burlesque dancer named Maggie McMuffin was tying to board a Jet Blue plane heading to Seattle. The flight crew refused to let hr on because of her shorts being too short and inappropriate and that she needed to cover up for her to board the plane. Of course not wanting to miss her flight, […]

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Former Adult Star Monique Is Now Living As A Bodybuilder & Fitness Instructor.

                                                                                                         Facebook   If you are reading this, then you know who Monique is. If not, you may have seen one of funny head shots floating around adult websites.   Former adult entertainer Monique goes by the name Shammara AK now. She is retired form doing porn and is now a bodybuilder and […]

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Escalator repairman gets horribly stuck trying to make repairs in Southwest China

Somehow a repairman forgot to cut power to the escalator he was working on and got stuck causing severe injuries. The man was recused and taken to the hospital were he is listed in serious condition. The video is a bit disturbing to watch. Source, Shanghaiist.com                 Image, YouTube

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Just A Few Epic BBQ Grilling Gone Bad For You Too Enjoy On This Memorial day 2016 From Those Wannabe Grill Masters

While we all reflect and give thanks to all of those that serve(d) to protect our country on this Memorial day, lets also give thanks that we don’t know these guys. Below are some of the worst so called “grill masters”, (you know who are) recorded. The person that uses too much lighter fluid.   […]

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I found out what an African Booty Scratcher is and let’s just say I was highly disappointed.

Let me fist apologize for my ignorance if this a hurtful term, but this has got to be the most misleading statement of all time. So, from doing some internet research it seem that an African Booty Scratcher is an African that has come to America for a better life but are looked down upon […]

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Man Owns Two Police Officers For Stopping Him By Refusing To Show His ID. “Am I Under Arrest?..Am I Under Arrest?..Am I Under Arrest?”

Drunk man stopped by the police on the way to his “baby mothers” apartment refused to let his rights be violated. The two officers said they stopped him for an investigation for a crime but would not tell him what crime. Even the officers didn’t have an excuse why he was stopped saying that he […]

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SNL season finale was full of surprise guests and new digital short from Andy Samberg.

Former SNL alumni Fred Artisan had the honor of closing out the shows 41th season finale. We got to see our last political sketch between Hillary Clinton (Kate McKinnon) and Bernie sanders (Larry David). The scene was set in a bar that was closing for the night and Bernie Sanders refuse to leave. The two […]

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