Ship A Dick. You Can Purchase Cardboard And Other Penis Shaped Products For Fun Or To Send To Someone Who Is A Total Dick.

Somehow I came across a website called ShipADick.com, a web based business where you can purchase and send giant cardboard dicks to people. Some people purchase them for a gag, but I’m sure people are buying them to send to people they may have issues with. Here are some of there products and the people who have them. The best part is you can have them sent directly to someone with a custom message attached.

Its Christmas time so of course you can purchase a giant Santa or a tree ornament.

 

You can get a penis shaped night light.

 

Want to tiptoe out of Santa’s fuck sleigh without Grandma hearing? Well, you better invest in this Christmas Dick Nite Lite for the holiday season. Without this tiny red rocket of light, you’ll trip over Santa’s sack and find yourself nose deep in Rudolf’s coin slot when Granny busts through the door and finally sees what a whoribble, wretched beast you’ve become. Seriously, get the lite. Unless of course, you want Granny to join in. 4 inches strong, and bedecked in a laser cut red acrylic Santa Suit, the Jolly St. Dick Nite Lite is just waiting to cum down your crusty chimney. #shipadick #nitelite #JollyStDick

A photo posted by Hugh Johnson (@shipadick) on Dec 11, 2016 at 5:54pm PST

 

There’s the Donald Dick of course.

 

While the election might be over, were still sending out plenty of these Donald Dicks.
You too can help make ‘merica dick again!! pic.twitter.com/QKL0026FLB

— Ship a Dick (@ShipaDick) December 8, 2016

 

The Bag O Dicks

 

These girls have two little dicks in the sun.

 

Happy birthday to my best friend, my ride or die, my partner in crime, my sister from another mister, soul mate! You are such a beautiful soul and I am so thankful for you! Thank you for always sticking by my side through the thick and thin and never turning your back on me! I know I can always count on you! Let’s make this year the best year yet! Love you so much! #happybirthday #bestfriend #squad #shipadick #bikinilife #lifesabeach #ebonyivory #sisters #pic #partnerincrime #dirty30

A photo posted by Kayla Spiroff (@kayla_kirstie) on Dec 9, 2016 at 2:28pm PST

 

These girls have two large dicks in the snow.

 

#snowday at the Dick Factory #shipadick #portland #winter #420 #wedowhatwewant @shipadick @bethany_von_steuben

A video posted by jaquelynrachelle (@jaquelynrachelle) on Dec 8, 2016 at 4:41pm PST

 

This woman got a big one for Thanksgiving.

 

Casual Tuesday. #shipadick

A video posted by Jennifer Mickler (@vennifer) on Nov 22, 2016 at 7:21pm PST

 

This man is happy with his bouquet of dicks.

 

Just what I always wanted! Thanks for my bouquet of dicks @amyganter #shipadick

A photo posted by Brad Masters (@bradmasters) on Oct 14, 2016 at 5:23pm PDT

 

Somebody got sent this dick out of anger.

 

Excellent choice on a highly effective form of communication! I’m guessing you have a 97% chance of this working at least 31% of the time. Best of luck! #shipadick #glitterdick

A photo posted by Hugh Johnson (@shipadick) on Sep 15, 2016 at 11:42am PDT

 

Maybe it was the same person that sent this letter to the company, if so they probably deserve that dick.

 

Big shout out to the ass-clown who mailed us glitter and mouse shit. Yes, actual mouse poop in a letter. Please remember folks, we aren’t the ones choosing the recipients so don’t poop the messenger…. But if I had to guess, I’d say the dick they received was well deserved. #shipadick #hatemail

A photo posted by Hugh Johnson (@shipadick) on Oct 3, 2016 at 3:07pm PDT

 

Anyway, there are just too many dicks, so go check it for yourself. But first enjoy this Hot Line Bling parody.