Ship A Dick. You Can Purchase Cardboard And Other Penis Shaped Products For Fun Or To Send To Someone Who Is A Total Dick.

Somehow I came across a website called ShipADick.com, a web based business where you can purchase and send giant cardboard dicks to people. Some people purchase them for a gag, but I’m sure people are buying them to send to people they may have issues with. Here are some of there products and the people who have them. The best part is you can have them sent directly to someone with a custom message attached.

Its Christmas time so of course you can purchase a giant Santa or a tree ornament.

dick-ornament santa-dick

 

You can get a penis shaped night light.

 

There’s the Donald Dick of course.

 

 

The Bag O Dicks

bag-o-dicks

 

These girls have two little dicks in the sun.

 

These girls have two large dicks in the snow.

 

#snowday at the Dick Factory #shipadick #portland #winter #420 #wedowhatwewant @shipadick @bethany_von_steuben

A video posted by jaquelynrachelle (@jaquelynrachelle) on

 

This woman got a big one for Thanksgiving.

 

Casual Tuesday. #shipadick

A video posted by Jennifer Mickler (@vennifer) on

 

This man is happy with his bouquet of dicks.

 

Just what I always wanted! Thanks for my bouquet of dicks @amyganter #shipadick

A photo posted by Brad Masters (@bradmasters) on

 

Somebody got sent this dick out of anger.

 

Maybe it was the same person that sent this letter to the company, if so they probably deserve that dick.

 

Anyway, there are just too many dicks, so go check it for yourself. But first enjoy this Hot Line Bling parody.