It’s never fun to call off your wedding the day before. But it’s really not joke when you have to call off the wedding because you caught your soon to be husband shagging one of your bridesmaid’s. That’s what happened to this poor bride. To make things worse, the fiance and bridesmaid went to Vegas and got married on their planned wedding day and lived streamed it of social media. Lucky for her she found out in time that her almost husband was just an undercover scumbag.
She caught her fiance in bed with one of her bridesmaids last night. They were supposed to be getting married today.
— Donate 2 DVshelters! (@starlightgeek) June 17, 2017
I took her to the ranch overnight (got to fix my computer this morning as a result!) & we’re back in Austin. Swung by my house for supplies
— Donate 2 DVshelters! (@starlightgeek) June 17, 2017
Frankly, I wouldn’t piss off two Slytherins and a Ravenclaw, especially if two of them have law degrees.
— Donate 2 DVshelters! (@starlightgeek) June 17, 2017
Quick update: potluck was fun, his crap is cleared out, and now we are dancing to a good DJ and shooting paintballs at her dress. A+
— Donate 2 DVshelters! (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
HOLY SHIT SHITTY BRIDESMAID/SECRET GIRLFRIEND AND THE EX ARE IN LAS VEGAS WHAT IS GOING ON
— Donate 2 DVshelters! (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
And then it got really crazy.
SHE’S LIVESTREAMING THEM GETTING MARRIED WHAT EVEN IS GOING ON HOW IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING
— Donate 2 DVshelters! (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
she managed to choke out “I didn’t dodge a bullet; I dodged a fucking atomic bomb” oh my gods this is just
what is happening
— Donate 2 DVshelters! (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
or a cliche trip to Paris, but the Bride announced that he’s not leaving the country; she’s got his passport ???
— Donate 2 DVshelters! (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
Oh btw Ex and Bride had a shared bank account for their honeymoon (they were planning on Scotland in late autumn). She drained & closed it
— Donate 2 DVshelters! (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
Dude just angrily texted her b/c he’s realized the money is gone
(she’s left Cohort Bridesmaid in charge of her phone)
— Donate 2 DVshelters! (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
Unless something wild happens (and given the Ex and Shitty Bridesmaid’s nuptials, WHO KNOWS?!), this thread is probably done for the moment.
— Donate 2 DVshelters! (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
