Pornhub News. Honoring MLK And A Dropped In Viewers During The Hawaii Missile Scare

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The worlds most famous porn site often celebrate holidays by offering material related to that holiday. Not to be left out of MLK Day, the porn site decided to put a picture of Dr.King on its logo. Most  people were shocked but found it amusing while still honoring Dr. King.

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Last Saturday the people of Hawaii got scared sh**less when an alert went out advising everyone to take shelter from an incoming missile. Thank goodness it turned out to be false due to human error. The adult website did however notice that there was a dramatic decreased in view’s during the missile scare by -77%. As soon as Hawaii got the all clear, Pornhub viewers increased, in fact 48% more than usual…guess people had to relieve all that stress from thinking they were minutes from getting blown to smithereens. 

“Based on real-time, per-minute pageviews, and compared to levels on the previous two Saturdays, our statisticians found a precipitous drop in traffic at 8:07am immediately after the warning was sent out. By 8:23am, traffic was a massive -77% below that of a typical Saturday. As residents were notified around 8:45 that the initial warning was sent in error, traffic began to return to normal and Hawaiians collectively breathed a sigh of relief. Those seeking further relief, headed back to Pornhub where pageviews surged +48% above typical levels at 9:01am.”-PORNHUB

 

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