Absolutely Nothing Makes Sense Here
Sounds like somebody tried to turn prison into a five-star surf-and-turf lounge. Imagine the guards opening the package like, “Is this contraband… or a Red Lobster sampler platter? This happened at the South Carolina Department of Corrections. [...]
You can watch the other officer body cam when they arrive on the scene. [...]
I’m not going into detail what the rapture is, either you know or you do not. A South African Pastor named Joshua Mhlakela predicted that the Rapture would occur on September 24, 2025. But I call myself a Christian, yet I am here writing this article. So here’s the rundown. [...]
Outta Here. Jim Zullo, the coach for Northville High School girls’ basketball team has been fired after he was caught pulling a players hair after the team loss 43-37 in the state championship game at Hudson Valley Community College. [...]
April 8, 2025. Karoline Leavitt, White House Press Secretary announced that Trump floating the idea of sending American Citizens (criminals) to El Salvador prison. Technically, wouldn’t that be considered kidnaping. Abducting someone and holding them against their will. [...]
In another bizarre claim, Elon Musk and his team of DOGE says that 28k infants and 9.7 thousand people born 15 years in the future are collecting unemployment benefits. One individual has a birth year 2154…this sh!t is strange yall. [...]
Trump’s Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth made a big booboo by mistakenly including The Atlantic journalist Jeffrey Goldberg on a classified group chat. Of course X had something top say about it [...]
A plane tool off for 2 hours, leaving LAX headed to China Shanghai only to turn around because the pilot forgot his passport. At least the passengers received meal vouchers totaling $30.00….that could probably by a bag of chips and a soda at an airport. You can read more of [...]
Corporate Scandal Unfolds Andy Byron, CEO of data orchestration firm Astronomer, is facing internal scrutiny after allegations surfaced regarding an inappropriate relationship with the company’s Head of Human Resources. “HR” Stands for “Hot Romance” after the two were caught coozing up with each other on the Jumbo Tron at a [...]
Welcome to the all-new Fools, Boneheads & Jackasses. I launched this site years ago, and just as things were picking up, life threw me a curveball. Between work chaos and tech glitches, FBJ was left to drift in the digital void. So I wiped the slate clean and now we’re [...]