🚀 FOOL OF THE WEEK 🚀
Presented to the “Space Is Fake, Bro” Committee

This week’s crown goes to the proud, loud, and wildly confident crowd insisting that the upcoming Artemis II launch is somehow… fake.

Yes. Fake.
As in—billions of dollars, thousands of engineers, decades of science, and the entire global space community are all apparently in on one giant group project to trick Randy from Facebook.

Let’s break this down.

The NASA Artemis program is literally the most scrutinized space initiative on Earth right now. We’re talking international partnerships, live broadcasts, independent tracking, amateur astronomers watching every move, and enough data to make your head spin.

But none of that matters to the “I did my own research” crowd.

Nope—because someone saw a blurry TikTok with dramatic music and suddenly decided that the rocket, the astronauts, and the entire mission are just… vibes.

Meanwhile, real humans—trained by the best at NASA—are about to strap themselves to a controlled explosion and leave Earth’s orbit. But sure, Kevin, it’s all CGI.

Let’s be clear:
Believing a launch is fake in 2026 is like watching a live NFL game and insisting it’s all actors… while sitting in the stadium.

At some point, skepticism stops being curiosity and starts being performance art.

So congratulations. If you genuinely think Artemis II is fake, you are officially this week’s:

🤡 FBJ Of The Week 🤡

Tune in next time, when we hand the award to someone who thinks WiFi is controlled by pigeons.